Paper Rush

It seems to be common: you get yourself stuffed with food during Thanksgiving, allowing yourself to be soft and vulnerable. Then you step back on campus and BAM! You have a thousand papers due. It’s some crazy variation on ‘fatting you up so they can eat you’. They’re fattening us up so they can make us work. If that makes sense. I know I’ve got it pretty bad. Who’s got the worst horror story?